1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,604 "Does antonio banderas Live near here?" 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,639 We don't need to know How to say 3 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,475 "Does antonio banderas Live near here?" 4 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:08,509 Yes, we do. 5 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:09,343 When we're in spain, 6 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,179 We need to know how to say 7 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,680 "Does antonio banderas Live near here?" 8 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,116 When in france, "Does Johnny depp live near here?" 9 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,351 When in rome, "Does gore vidal Live near here?" 10 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,421 You look like me, yet my ways Are completely lost on you. 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,656 Put that down. You've been studying all day. 12 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,258 I've got finals coming up. 13 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,893 I know you have Finals coming up, 14 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:28,929 But you also have a piece of pie You're completely ignoring. 15 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,364 Let me end this chapter. 16 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,633 Oh, fine. 17 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,235 Hey, how important is 18 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,869 "Help, I'm bleeding From the head"? 19 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,505 Just bring the phrase books. 20 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:41,175 If we learn all the phrases We won't have to lug around. 21 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,411 We'll never be able to learn All the phrases 22 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,845 In every language. Bring the books. 23 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,880 We can learn enough. Plus doesn't everybody 24 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:47,915 Speak english there anyway? 25 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,383 Ugly american, party of one. 26 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,918 Fine, We'll bring the books. 27 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,920 Okay, Five minutes for pie. 28 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,021 Finally. 29 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,489 They're here! I've got them! 30 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,126 You got what? The brochures For my college! 31 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,893 You seem chipper. I am. 32 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,462 I have decided to make 33 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:04,232 This whole 7-day adventist College experience a good one. 34 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,066 I'm gonna look On the bright side 35 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,435 And make myself some Lemonade. 36 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,670 Oh, good for you. The campus looks pretty. 37 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,671 Very pretty. 38 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:11,939 It's got two huge parks 39 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,407 With gardens and lakes. 40 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,976 Two parks. One for boys, One for girls, 41 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,578 Huh. 42 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,214 I originally thought this Was gonna be a suffocating place 43 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,116 With out-of-date rules And insane restrictions, 44 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,351 But, boy, was I wrong. 45 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,653 For example, Curfew is up to 9:30, 46 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,888 9:45, if you're going for Your master's. 47 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,457 Makeup will be permitted 48 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,226 As long as it identically Matches your skin tone, 49 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,994 And owning A rolling stones cd 50 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,563 Is no longer grounds For expulsion. 51 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,232 You can work the demerits off In the campus-cleanup crew. 52 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,401 There's a separate park For boys? 53 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,036 My life is over. Oh, no, I didn't say that! 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,538 You didn't have to! 55 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,475 Well, it is over. It's not over. 56 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,710 Every kid in that brochure Was awkward and panicked. 57 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,545 It looked like the Academy award audience 58 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,780 During michael moore's Speech. 59 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,014 Hey, why don't you add 60 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,483 "Just sit there And look pretty" 61 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:58,552 To that list of yours, okay? I gotta go back to studies. 62 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,422 "Does that sexy guy In the peugeot ad 63 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,558 Who had a bit part in 'armageddon' live near here?" 64 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,763 * if you're out On the road * 65 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:14,735 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 66 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,706 * all you have to do Is call my name * 67 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:23,344 * and I'll be there On the next train * 68 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:27,915 * where you lead, I will follow * 69 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:32,286 * anywhere that you tell me to * 70 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,087 * if you need * 71 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,990 * you need me to be with you * 72 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,759 * I will follow * 73 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,694 * oh, oh, oh * 74 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:45,766 * where you lead, I will follow * 75 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:50,304 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 76 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,072 * if you need * 77 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,742 * you need me to be with you * 78 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:59,280 * I will follow Where you lead * 79 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:38,952 Hey. 80 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,954 Oh, god, rory! You scared me. Sorry! 81 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:44,625 I've been sneaking Around here like an idiot Trying not to wake you up. 82 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:47,495 I've been up for hours. Why? Did you have a bad dream? 83 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,531 The one where you meet Christiane amanpour, And she's really stupid? 84 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,566 I realized last night that At this rate, 85 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,402 I will never finish All my work. 86 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,437 What work? What work? "What work?" she asks. 87 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,472 Well, you know me And that dippy christiane -- 88 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,508 Takes us a little while To catch up. 89 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,110 Here. "Things to do before Graduation." 90 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,678 A list! Of course! 91 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,880 "Study for finals, senior Breakfast, senior awards, 92 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,882 "Finish final edition Of 'the franklin,' 93 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,818 "Organize a new student Government, 94 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,521 Convince paris to give up Student gavel..." 95 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,056 Oh, and I forgot man The yearbook-distribution table 96 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:19,026 This afternoon at the stupid Senior palooza. Unbelievable! 97 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,296 Well, I'll be manning the Booster-club grad-night table, At the same time 98 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,332 So we can feel stupid And abused together. 99 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,634 I can't finish And sleep at the same time. 100 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,769 You have to sleep. It keeps you pretty. 101 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,771 Who cares about pretty If I fail? 102 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,974 Okay, you've got this So completely backwards. 103 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,776 What is all this? 104 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,612 I found that if I focus too Much on one subject, 105 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,448 I start to get A little punchy. 106 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,282 This way, when I hit bolshevik Revolution overload, 107 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,553 I shift over here, and, oh, Hello, anne bolynn Is going down, 108 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,388 And then when that gets Too depressing, 109 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,622 It's right over to calculus. 110 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,257 Saving the party subject For last, huh? 111 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,427 The shifting back and forth Seems to produce better results. 112 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,262 I think you're pushing Yourself too hard. 113 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,532 I made out a schedule. Every single moment Of every single day 114 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,368 From now until graduation Is accounted for. 115 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,835 You left off The kiwanis luncheon. 116 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,737 Are you sure? It's on monday. 117 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,573 How could I forget The kiwanis luncheon? 118 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,074 They gave me Their scholarship. 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,676 Oh, yes -- $250 scholarship, 120 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,911 That'll keep you in Microwave popcorn for a week. 121 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,881 I'll have to move something. And work grandma in. 122 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,215 Excuse me? 123 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,251 Grandma asked if I could help Her pick a dress. 124 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,887 No. I have to. 125 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,522 My mother's Been dressing for years, 126 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,324 She's yet to show up with Bra outside her clothing. 127 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,826 She asked. I can't say no. 128 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,861 Tell her about the koala bears. She'll understand. 129 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,497 Please stop making fun Of them. 130 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,932 We need every cent we can get. Yale is expensive. 131 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,202 I know yale is expensive. We haven't heard from Yale's financial aid. 132 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,504 We will, relax. 133 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,938 We'd better hear from Them soon 134 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,774 Because I have a deposit To send in for my room, 135 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,010 And I have a bunch Of supplies to buy. 136 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,646 I want to finish this Before we go to europe. 137 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,881 Otherwise, I'll be obsessing About it the entire time. 138 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,518 Okay. Listen, I'm gonna go out And get the paper. 139 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,952 Okay, don't show it to me 140 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,187 Because I have no time For recreational reading 141 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,322 Until june. 142 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,757 Could we move your Chill session 143 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,959 From 4:00 tomorrow To right now? 144 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,528 That'd be great, thanks. 145 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,163 Okay, um, little tip -- 146 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,998 The whole stalking thing Works infinitely better 147 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,635 When you don't actually smash Your face in the window. 148 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,870 I need to talk to you. Come inside. 149 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,805 Rory's in there! 150 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,675 Since when are you Scared of rory? 151 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,610 I just need to tell you Something. 152 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,679 Can she hear us? Through the walls? 153 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,914 No, I put some kryptonite In her waffles. 154 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,115 Come over here. 155 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,819 You're freaking out The freaks this morning. 156 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,120 Jess is gone. 157 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,356 What? And I don't think He's coming back. 158 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,459 What do you mean gone? Like gone gone? 159 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,826 Exactly like gone gone. 160 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,595 But when? I don't know. 161 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,030 I went up to get some money From the safe, 162 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,666 And noticed His stuff was gone. 163 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,601 Oh, luke, I'm so sorry. 164 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,036 Yeah, well, forget it. I'm through with him. 165 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,673 He's 18. He can do whatever The hell he wants. 166 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,374 He's on his own. I'm through. 167 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,776 Luke... No, it's a relief. 168 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,310 That kid was driving me crazy. 169 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,581 Let him see how far that smart Mouth of his gets him 170 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,815 Without someone watching His back. 171 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,550 I couldn't be more relieved. 172 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,785 I'm just worried about rory. 173 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,319 I assume she doesn't know. 174 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,387 She hasn't said anything. 175 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,889 You want me to tell her? 176 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,958 No, I can do it. I just have to figure out when. 177 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,828 She's got a lot of things On her mind right now. 178 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,097 Don't wait too long. She'll notice eventually. 179 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,666 Yes. Okay. 180 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,234 Well, Thanks for coming over. 181 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,803 No problem. 182 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,976 Luke? 183 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,616 I failed him. 184 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,518 You did not fail him. 185 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,952 You supported him. You defended him. 186 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:35,422 You gave him a chance, And if he chose not to take it, 187 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:38,025 There's nothing more You could do. 188 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,059 Yeah. 189 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,494 [ sniffs ] 190 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,564 Well, I should go. 191 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,001 Do you have any idea Where he went? 192 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,839 Yeah, I-I got a pretty Good idea. 193 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,783 [ sighs ] 194 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,619 Hey, there is no chill time Scheduled for 4:00 tomorrow, 195 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,255 And the one thing I really Don't have time for 196 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,490 Are your jokes, missy. 197 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,863 Later's good. 198 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,337 You need some help, Friend? 199 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,139 No. Lived here 25 years. 200 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:03,410 I could certainly Point you in a direction, Make your journey easier. 201 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,079 Enjoy this beautiful day. 202 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:10,183 I'll have the alfalfa sprouts And a plate of mashed yeast. 203 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:21,294 * catch a wave and you're Sitting on top of the world * 204 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:25,232 * don't be afraid to try The greatest sport around * 205 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,800 * catch a wave * 206 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,869 * catch a wave * * everybody tries it once * 207 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,705 * those who don't Just have to put it down * 208 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,108 * ooh-wah ooh-wah ooh-wah Ooh-wah * 209 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,911 * you paddle out, Turn around, and raise * 210 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:41,481 * and, baby, that's all there is To the coastline craze * 211 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,250 * you gotta catch a wave * 212 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,686 * you'll be sittin' on top Of the * 213 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:49,456 * ooh-wah ooh-wah ooh-wah Ooh-wah * 214 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:53,093 * catch a wave, you'll be Sitting on top of the... * 215 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:03,804 * ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh la la la ahh * 216 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:16,750 * ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh * 217 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,157 Yes, I've been holding for Mr. Hennings. 218 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,793 I'm lorelai gilmore. 219 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:26,994 Oh, great, hi. 220 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,197 Listen, I just received this letter 221 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,599 Saying that my daughter Did not qualify 222 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,835 For financial aid -- Rory gilmore. 223 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,772 Uh-huh. 224 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,875 Okay, yes, we did recently Receive $75,000, 225 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,745 But here's the thing -- That money is gone. 226 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,179 I gave it to my parents. 227 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,215 So I don't have it anymore. I swear. 228 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,250 You can come over here And search me. 229 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,754 We could open a bottle of wine And put on some motown and -- 230 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,156 Uh, yes, that was very Inappropriate. 231 00:10:56,223 --> 00:11:00,660 Look, I owed my parents That money 232 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,696 Because they helped me put rory Through chilton, 233 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,732 And I wanted her to Go to chilton 234 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,767 So that she could get into, Well, harvard, 235 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,836 But then harvard became Yale -- long story -- 236 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,670 And now that she's gotten Into yale, 237 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,305 I paid them back for chilton, 238 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,574 Which is kind of a funny, Wacky circle 239 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,878 We could all laugh About someday. 240 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,914 Yes, but since I don't have The money anymore, 241 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,750 It just seems like it Shouldn't count. 242 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,384 There must be something We can do. 243 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,154 Rory is the most deserving kid There is, seriously. 244 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,189 I don't know if you know The kiwanis, 245 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,959 But they gave her their Scholarship, and -- 246 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,160 Mm-hmm. 247 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,798 I understand. 248 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,366 [ sighs ] 249 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,734 Okay. 250 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,872 Well, we'll just have to figure Something out. 251 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,174 Thank you. Goodbye. 252 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,764 [ dogs barking ] 253 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,568 Hey! Hello! Is anybody home?! Hey! 254 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,938 Pipe down! You selling something?! 255 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,907 No, does jimmy mariano Live here? 256 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,174 Does he owe you money? 257 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,544 No, I'm his -- Jess. I'm jess. 258 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,813 Jess? 259 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,914 [ barks ] 260 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,948 Jess mari-- 261 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,150 Frodo, back off now! 262 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,919 I'm sorry, What were you saying? 263 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,087 I just want to see jimmy, Okay? 264 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,190 Hey, did you ever see The "Wizard of oz"? Yes. 265 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,226 Remember when they go To the emerald city, 266 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,461 The guy with the beard Stuck his head out, 267 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,897 They said that they wanted To see the wizard, 268 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,532 They said "She's got the ruby slippers," 269 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,368 And he said, "That's a horse Of a different color"? 270 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,669 Yes. 271 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,504 I'm the guy With the beard saying no 272 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,706 Unless you come up With ruby slippers. 273 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,376 I'm his son. His son. 274 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,346 Yes, his son. 275 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,815 Well, that's a horse Of a different color. 276 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,951 Come on in. Do they bite? 277 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:08,788 Just those two. Which two?! Hey! Which two?! 278 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,357 [ sighs ] 279 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,724 Great. 280 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,327 I swear I will bite you back. 281 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,468 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. 282 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,570 Neither did I. I'm sasha. 283 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,074 This is angus, chowder, rufus, Legolas, caligula, mudball, 284 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,142 General lee, jimmy jam, Terry lewis, and spot. 285 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,810 Jimmy's not here right now. 286 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,547 Okay, well, I could just hang Out, walk around for a while. 287 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,984 Why don't you come in? I'll call his work. 288 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,551 Oh, well... 289 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,093 You have a lot of pets. No, they're not all mine. 290 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,929 Some of them followed me home. Some of them hang out. 291 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,164 Some of them just needed A place to crash. 292 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,599 They drive jimmy crazy, Actually, 293 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,867 But what can you do? 294 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,502 Someone's gotta Take care of 'em, right? 295 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,106 I'm just gonna try and track him Down so just wander. 296 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,414 [ sighs ] Okay, okay, Okay, okay, okay. 297 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,017 Okay. 298 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,090 Lee, hi. I'm looking for jimmy. 299 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,392 Okay, I'll hold. 300 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,339 Clowns, cats, dogs. 301 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,408 I wonder where His tap shoes are. 302 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,374 Whoa! 303 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,010 He wasn't at work, But he'll be back any second. 304 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,480 Lil, coco's gonna come over And stay with you While I'm gone, okay? 305 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,349 Put those books back In there when you're done. 306 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,384 Ready? 307 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,418 Yeah. 308 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,420 Hey! 309 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,721 The door. 310 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,956 Sorry. 311 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,400 Shut up. Jean jackets are out? How is that possible? 312 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,635 I just opened the magazine, And there it was. 313 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,470 This is horrible. Who decides these things? 314 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,905 Marie claire, Apparently. 315 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,174 I feel so helpless. Did you hear? 316 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,010 Jean jackets are out. Out of what? 317 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,277 Vogue. No -- marie claire. 318 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,878 Whatever. We still can't wear them. 319 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,915 Thank you so much for passing Out the yearbooks for me. 320 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,350 I really need The study time. 321 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,785 Do you want me to help Bring the boxes? 322 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,487 Oh, we've got That taken care of. 323 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,890 Half way through. Hurry up, 'cause we need To get started. 324 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,926 Oh, my god, he carries Those boxes sexy. 325 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,461 [ cellphone ringing ] 326 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,331 Hello? Rory, you haven't returned My call. 327 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,766 Oh, grandma, I'm so sorry. I've been really busy. 328 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,902 Young lady, you have to call Your grandmother back. 329 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,339 I'm sorry. I won't be around forever, You know. 330 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,374 I'm really sorry. When are you coming over? 331 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,010 I need to discuss What to wear to your graduation. 332 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,046 How about a suit? A suit seems nice. 333 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,647 Perhaps it's too formal. Formal's fine. 334 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,482 What are you friends' Families wearing? 335 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,683 I don't know. 336 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,717 Can you find out? 337 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,719 Um, sure, hold on. 338 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,389 Louise, what's your grandmother Wearing to graduation? 339 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,825 Hopefully, the pearls I get When she kicks. 340 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,261 Why don't I just come over? 341 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,928 That would be wonderful. Today? 342 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,430 Yes, as soon as I can. 343 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,900 Bring a color swatch of your cap And gown so I don't clash. 344 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,002 Bye, grandma. 345 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,473 Hello? I just got another call From grandma. 346 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,941 Rory, no. I'm gonna go over There now. 347 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,378 And leave me here alone? Where are you? 348 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,180 I'm by the old spice ad. 349 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,747 Hi. Hi. Come over. 350 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,782 I have to go. 351 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,350 You can't talk For one second? 352 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,186 The minute I walk Into that room, 353 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,020 I'm suddenly gonna have To sign yearbooks. 354 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,722 And since I'm crunched For time 355 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,191 I'll have to resort to 356 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,558 "Hey, have a good summer. 357 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,394 Let's keep in touch. Best friends forever." 358 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,429 I do not want to be That person. 359 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,498 Plus, paris will immediately Shanghai me. 360 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,567 You know what? You need to stop being Intimidated by that girl. 361 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,403 You're going to college, For god's sake. 362 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,971 You need to be able to say, "Paris" -- 363 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,340 Hey! Paris. 364 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,009 What are you doing? Just -- the phone rang -- 365 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,811 Your hair is really shiny. 366 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,447 We aren't even set up. The tickets aren't in order. 367 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,617 Where's the list? In my purse. 368 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,253 Well, terrific, I can't think Of a better place, except -- 369 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,723 Maybe out on the table Where we could look at it. 370 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,191 Your hair is really shiny. 371 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,128 I'm going to go make the rounds. Have you seen rory? 372 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,730 No. I'll go look outside. 373 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,198 Run. Run. Run! 374 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,899 Can you pick me up From grandma's? 375 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,769 If paris hasn't had me flogged, Yes, I'll be there. 376 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,404 Thank you. Bye. 377 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,773 Please god, tell me I didn't forget the list. 378 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,577 So the kid in the bookcase Back there, is she yours? 379 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,512 Mine, yes, Not jimmy's. Oh. 380 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,582 I was married for the longest Minute and half in the world. 381 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,217 Hey, sweetie. How's everything? Everything's fine. 382 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,052 I love that. Give reilly a kiss. 383 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,487 Then I came to my senses, 384 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,323 Ran for the hills, But I got lily, so I win! 385 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,891 Ha ha! Short cut. 386 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,527 I met jimmy about Five and a half years ago, 387 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,529 But lily's just crazy About him, so -- 388 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,598 Ronnie, I found your keys again! 389 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,367 Oh, good! Thank you, baby doll! 390 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,870 You have got to sew that hole In your pocket up. 391 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,706 I'll do it for you if you Don't have the time. 392 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,842 Got any brothers Or sisters? Apparently not. 393 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,078 Lily's submitted a Written request for a brother 394 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,546 By the end of this year, 395 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,816 But I think I should be married Before we have any kids. 396 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,084 You guys aren't married? 397 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,118 You didn't know that? 398 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,454 No. 399 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,690 You guys had quite a talk, Didn't you? 400 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,058 Yeah, well... 401 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,661 Okay, we're here. 402 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,599 It looks like A jar of pickles. 403 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,269 I know it's a jar of pickles, But is it that jar of pickles? 404 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,504 Yes! You sure? 405 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,338 No. 406 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,572 The chicago dills 407 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,608 Were the original pickles They sold in -- 408 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,476 1922, yes, I listen. 409 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,712 I finally tracked down The family that sold them, 410 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,348 I paid a substantial premium To use the original labels. 411 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,717 Now they're here, And I look at them, 412 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,186 And they don't look the same -- Too many bumps. 413 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,921 Jimmy, I'm begging you -- Play golf. 414 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,090 Just call the guy and tell them They look different, please. 415 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,193 Whatever you say. 416 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,595 Jimmy. Hey, sash. 417 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,797 You have a visitor. Yeah? 418 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,167 Hey. 419 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,069 Hey! 420 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,138 You, uh, just get here? 421 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,173 Just got here. 422 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,145 So, jess, I assume you'll be Staying for dinner. 423 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,380 Oh, well... 424 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,181 Yeah, sure, stay. You'll stay. 425 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,585 He'll stay. We'll get abbot's, right? Whatever you want. 426 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,555 Well, I have to get back. 427 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,791 So I will see You guys later. 428 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,898 Sorry I didn't call. 429 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,200 Hey, life's about The spontaneous, right? 430 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,235 This your place? 431 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,836 The inferno, yes. 432 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:04,871 It's nice. 433 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:05,905 Thanks. 434 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,243 Hey, why don't I come out there? 435 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,878 I didn't mean to interrupt. No problem. 436 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,113 Lee, I'm gonna Take a short break, okay? 437 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,215 Thank god. 438 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,458 You didn't have to do that. It's fine. 439 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,528 So, first time On the west coast? 440 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,798 First time On the west coast. Okay. 441 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,166 The sights. 442 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,302 Ocean. 443 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,736 I wondered what that was. Sand. 444 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,572 Keeps the ocean In its place. Sky. 445 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,141 We got one of those Back east. 446 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,143 And then you have The boardwalk -- 447 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,279 Sunglasses, smoothies, Bootleg cds. 448 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:51,117 Good ones? I never actually bought one. My neighbor stan did. 449 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,352 He's not my neighbor anymore. 450 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,786 He used to work at lockheed, 451 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,622 But they shut down the Burbank plant. 452 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,458 So he went to a trade school Out in the valley. 453 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,328 He installs cable now, sends me A postcard at christmastime. 454 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,530 He's dutch. 455 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,267 Currently, We're in santa monica. 456 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,702 You keep walking, You hit venice. 457 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,538 That's technically Where we live. 458 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,606 Past that, You got marina del rey. 459 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,442 Lot of bike shorts In that area, 460 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,477 And then you get in the Other beaches -- 461 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,313 Manhattan, redondo -- And basically, that's it. 462 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,715 That's it. That's all of l.A. 463 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,552 There are crazy rumors That if you get in your car 464 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,387 And drive east, Away from the beach, 465 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,855 There's some city And other stuff, 466 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,490 But personally, I don't believe it. 467 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,325 I take it you like the beach. 468 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,794 I'd marry the beach If we're allowed to mate. 469 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:35,895 Sounds serious. 470 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,531 I lived a lot of places All over this country, 471 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,834 And nothing, absolutely Nothing compares to this. 472 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,736 So where else have You lived? 473 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,272 Wow, where else? Let's see... 474 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,575 Minneapolis, chicago, Biloxi, maine -- 475 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,410 Worked on a lobster boat. Yeah? 476 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,044 Let me tell you, I smelled great. 477 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,280 Did a stint in new jersey, New hampshire -- 478 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,783 New york. 479 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,250 Oh. 480 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,053 Yeah, well, obviously New york. 481 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,291 New york was, well... 482 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,227 You know what new york was, So... 483 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,862 Jimmy? Yeah. 484 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,298 I didn't come here to bust Your balls, man. 485 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,166 Okay, good to know. 486 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,168 Jimmy, I got the pickle guy! 487 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,505 He's as worried about you As I am! 488 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,839 I should take this. 489 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,274 Go ahead. I can just hang out. You sure? 490 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,910 I got my book. I'm good. 491 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,512 Okay, you're good. 492 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,886 * one way or another... * 493 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,389 [ doorbell ringing ] 494 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,726 Hi, I'm here to see my Grandmother. 495 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,761 She's in the living room With miss celine. 496 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,497 Miss who? Right this way. 497 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,999 Its stunning. Really? 498 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,568 Chills! I've got chills! 499 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,269 Turn for me, dear! 500 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,205 Oh, it moves! It just moves! 501 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,007 Ginger rogers Always insisted 502 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,444 Her dresses move Just like that. 503 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,011 Ginger rogers? Well... 504 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,981 Of course, She didn't have your legs. Oh, silly. 505 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,418 Hey, grandma. Rory, perfect. What do you think? 506 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,986 You look beautiful. 507 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,856 Well, if I do, it's all because Of this lady here. 508 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,724 I'd like you to meet Miss celine. 509 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,560 She's been our fashion Consultant for years. 510 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,794 Oh, well, how do you -- 511 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,096 Oh, my god! It's audrey hepburn! 512 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:20,467 What? You're audrey hepburn In "Sabrina" -- 513 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,469 Just a waif with eyes. 514 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,070 Uh, thank you. 515 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,905 Celine, I don't think The handkerchief works. 516 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,740 Rory, I didn't know You were here. 517 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,176 Look at this girl. What do you see? 518 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,745 Well -- It's audrey hepburn In "Sabrina"! 519 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,215 Now that you mention it, there Is a touch of audrey in her. 520 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,550 But even prettier. 521 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,819 Yes, without that ridiculous Affected accent. 522 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,454 For years, I kept telling her, 523 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,856 "Audrey, get a speech Therapist." 524 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,060 She was very stubborn, But could she wear capris. 525 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,497 You know, rory is starting Yale in the fall. 526 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:53,165 Yale? That is exciting. 527 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,568 You'll need a whole New wardrobe, huh? 528 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,837 Oh, celine, I love this one. 529 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:01,508 Yes, I had that exact suit Made in mint 530 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,577 For mrs. Walter cronkite Just last week. 531 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,746 A darling woman. 532 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:10,016 We've been friends since The big bang. That's nice. 533 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,851 What do you think of this, Richard? 534 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,886 I like the green one With the beads. 535 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,722 It made you look like A mermaid. 536 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,157 You guys know this is Just a casual graduation -- 537 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,659 Folding chairs On the grass. 538 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,893 There's going to be grass? 539 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,829 Yeah, it's going to outside. 540 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,097 You cannot wear green Around grass. 541 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,501 I learned that from Tova borgnine the hard way. 542 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,336 Go try the red one on. 543 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,171 Red goes wonderful With nature. 544 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,741 Alright. I'm gonna try The gray linen. 545 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,510 Yes, yes. With this White silk shirt. 546 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,145 Oh, very nice. 547 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,948 I had that exact shirt On jimmy stewart 548 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,483 The night before His colonoscopy. 549 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,886 He came through it clean As a whistle. 550 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,888 Mmm. Mmm. 551 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,122 [ sighs ] 552 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:55,528 Never underestimate the power Of a good shirt. 553 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,598 I never will again. 554 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,632 [ clears throat ] 555 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,000 Kathy kim. 556 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,935 Check. 557 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,503 Next. 558 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,305 Greg agulara. 559 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,575 Check. 560 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,677 Next. 561 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,812 Brad langford. 562 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,213 Check. 563 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,417 Why did you do that? 564 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,252 It has a really bad Picture of us. 565 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,022 But that page had the Only picture of me. 566 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,392 Oh. 567 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,426 There. 568 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:28,661 Next. 569 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,496 No one is going to buy Our tickets. 570 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,332 Give it time. We've been sitting here For an hour 571 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,901 And have sold Eight tickets. 572 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:38,204 Grad night is a big deal, paris. They will buy the tickets. 573 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,407 Unbutton your top. What? 574 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:44,043 Teenage boys are controlled By one thing. Unbutton your top. 575 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,345 No. Me doing it isn't going To help any. 576 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,981 Paris, you need to relax. You need to stop worrying. 577 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,517 You need to stop looking At my boobs. 578 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:52,952 Fine. 579 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,822 Even the stupid class-poster Table has a line. 580 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,690 Time to play "Let's distract paris." 581 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,227 Look at me. Let's talk. About what? 582 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,663 Anything. Tell me what college You finally landed on. 583 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,665 I didn't. What's it between? 584 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,868 Princeton, columbia, And yale. Good choices. 585 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,703 I'm really not that interested In columbia, 586 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,504 But the thought Horrifies my mother. 587 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,975 I have to keep it In the mix, you know? Do I ever. 588 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,010 Princeton's a good school, But jamie goes there. 589 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,080 That's your boyfriend? Yes, he goes there, And if I go there, 590 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:24,350 It's going to look like I went There just to be with him. 591 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,185 Suddenly, I'm felicity without The hair issues, 592 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,820 I'm not terribly Comfortable with that. 593 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,856 Not going to a school You want to 594 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,291 Just because your boyfriend Is there is just as bad 595 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,127 As going to a school You don't want to go to 596 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,029 Just 'cause your boyfriend Isn't there. 597 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,964 I guess. 598 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,799 If you wanna go To princeton, go 599 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,634 If you wanna go To yale, go. 600 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,270 Leave jamie out of it. Leave your mother out of it. 601 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,640 Just decide whatever it is You want to do and do it. 602 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,710 I can try that, I guess. 603 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,712 Thanks. You're welcome. 604 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,482 What are you doing? 605 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,984 I'm giving you a hug. 606 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:01,988 Why? Just give into it, baby. Come on, you can do it. 607 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,690 Attagirl. 608 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,392 Unclench the fists, paris. Unclench the fists. 609 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,827 There you go. 610 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,395 Sash, we're home! 611 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,101 What's up, lily lou? Want pineapple on your pizza? 612 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,268 Yes! 613 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,570 She do that a lot? All the time. 614 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,740 You ever find it Weird? All the time. 615 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,175 Listen, why don't you give Me a minute here? 616 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,744 [ door slams ] 617 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,378 Make it two. Two minutes. 618 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,413 [ clang ] 619 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,848 Three, and do a special knock 620 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,249 Before you come in. 621 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,484 I passed a bookstore back On the boardwalk. 622 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,320 Why don't I just go Check it out? 623 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:37,356 Okay, but I thought the Knock idea was kind of cool. 624 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,674 So, last week, when you said you Were going to sacramento 625 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:58,544 To check out a potential Supplier, you actually went... 626 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,246 To connecticut to see jess. 627 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,281 That's quite an elaborate Story you made up. 628 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,650 I have a gift. I didn't believe you. 629 00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:05,885 It's not a big gift. 630 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,821 Why didn't you tell me? 631 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,457 I don't know. 632 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,093 You're nodding your head. Why are you nodding your head? 633 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,627 You're shrugging Your shoulders. 634 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,663 You're nodding your head And shrugging your shoulders. 635 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:20,299 Why are you nodding your head And shrugging your shoulders? 636 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,935 Will you stop nodding your head And shrugging your shoulders? 637 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,171 I'm gonna pick up The pizza. Have it delivered. 638 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:27,807 The delivery guys are too Stoned to find the house. 639 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,842 I didn't know How it was gonna go. 640 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:33,379 I didn't know if he'd be there Or if he'd talk -- 641 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,414 I get it. I'll see you later, roomie. 642 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,649 Do not do that. We are not roomies. 643 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,086 We are partners. We're soul mates. 644 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:42,121 You just traveled cross-country To see your son 645 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,156 For the first time since He was born, 646 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,425 And you didn't tell me -- We are roomies. 647 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,094 I'm sorry. 648 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,729 Get the extra mattress Out of the closet. What for? 649 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,398 For jess. For jess to do what? 650 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,901 For jess to sleep on. Jess is sleeping here? 651 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,535 Isn't he? I don't know. 652 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:59,171 You didn't ask him if He's staying the night? No. 653 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,808 Did you ask him how long He's here for? No. 654 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,843 Did you ask him anything? Should I have? 655 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,477 He could be in trouble! What trouble? 656 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,314 How would I know? You just said He was in trouble. 657 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,016 He could be In trouble! 658 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,851 He could be running From the cops 659 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,086 Or attempting to hop across America on one foot, 660 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,722 Or he really did come All the way from connecticut 661 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,357 Just to have pizza With his father, 662 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:22,261 Who he's not seen or heard From in 17 years. 663 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:25,297 What are the odds It's the last one? 664 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,133 Do what you want. Talk to him. 665 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:30,369 Don't talk to him. I don't care. I'll be back. 666 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,804 Lily, come on! 667 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:35,875 [ door opens ] 668 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,979 [ door closes ] 669 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:43,082 Now, sabrina, college Is a very important time 670 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,151 In a young girl's life, Hmm? 671 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:46,953 You need to be properly Attired. 672 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,320 I'm sure, but -- 673 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,190 Trust me, a young girl Is completely 674 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:54,426 And solely judged By her appearance. 675 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:55,794 Alright, let's begin. 676 00:29:55,862 --> 00:30:00,232 I always start every wardrobe From the top -- the hat. 677 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,568 [ chuckles ] Remember, sabrina, 678 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,203 It's the first thing That god sees 679 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,072 When you walk outside In the morning. 680 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,608 I'm exhausted. I feel as if I've tried On every dress in town. 681 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,644 So is it the blue? Yes, I think it's the blue. 682 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:13,880 I think it's Quite suitable 683 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,447 For my granddaughter's Graduation. 684 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:16,949 Hi, hon. Hey, mom. 685 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,384 Hey. What are you doing here? 686 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,353 I just came to pick rory up. Miss celine. 687 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,690 Oh, my god, It's natalie wood! 688 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,392 Look, sabrina, It's natalie wood! 689 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,626 Oh, miss celine, 690 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,696 I can't believe that You're still, uh, working. 691 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,731 Oh, I tried to retire once. 692 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:35,101 Oliva de havilland Wouldn't hear of it. 693 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,837 Well, how are you? How's mrs. Walter cronkite? 694 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:41,140 Lovely, thank you for asking, Natalie. 695 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,575 I left the suits upstairs. I'll just get them. 696 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:46,078 No, no! I'll get them! 697 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:49,781 It's who I am -- The keeper of the clothes. 698 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,617 It's a delight to see You again. 699 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,453 Same here, celine. 700 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,155 Oh, my god. 701 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:59,125 She was, like, 1,000 when I was 10. 702 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,327 You should've seen The clothes grandma tried on. 703 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,396 She picked out a beautiful Blue dress for graduation. 704 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,933 I'd like to see that, Mom. 705 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,767 It needs to be altered. 706 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:11,803 Oh, sure, well, I'll see it At graduation, I guess. 707 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,106 [ sniffs ] 708 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,142 I'm sorry I didn't Give you advance notice 709 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,343 I was coming over. 710 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,045 I don't need advance notice, Lorelai. 711 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,746 Okay, you just seem tense. 712 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,548 No, I'm just tired... And busy. 713 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:26,152 I have a busy evening ahead. Oh, I'm sure you do. 714 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,920 Dinner's ready, Mrs. Gilmore. 715 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,022 No, it's not. I just checked -- 716 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,857 I was in there 10 minutes ago, 717 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:34,226 It still had 40 minutes. It's really brown -- 718 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,328 Lupe, please do not argue with Me. 719 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,630 It's not ready. Now go make the salad. 720 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,935 What?! The salad's ready. 721 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:46,405 Lupe! 722 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,639 Mom, it's 7:00. 723 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,475 So? So it's your dinnertime. 724 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,443 I don't have a dinnertime, Lorelai. 725 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,479 You don't have a dinnertime? No, I don't. 726 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,914 So all the years I grew up In this house, 727 00:31:55,982 --> 00:32:00,052 We did not sit down To dinner at exactly 7:00 Every single night? 728 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,587 No. I just imagined that? 729 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,623 I don't know what your obsession With dinnertime is. 730 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:08,494 It was always at 7:00. Now all of a sudden it's not. 731 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,629 Is it because I'm here? That's ridiculous. 732 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,432 It is. I'm here, And if you served dinner, 733 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:16,068 Miss manners would insist That you invite me to stay, 734 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,504 And you don't want to. So you're going to pretend 735 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,872 That dinner is suddenly Whenever you feel like it. 736 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,743 Lorelai, I do not get dramatic. Dinner is not ready, And even if it was, 737 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,579 I would still not be able To invite you to stay 738 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,615 Because your father And I have plans tonight. 739 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,650 We are eating quickly And then leaving. 740 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,952 To go where? The thompsons. 741 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,787 For what? Book club. 742 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,523 What book? "Lovely bones." 743 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:41,493 Did you like it? It's not my taste, But I respect the attempt. 744 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,529 Now I know where I get It from. 745 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,397 We'll have dinner Another time, alright? 746 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,899 So are you kicking Us out? 747 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,468 I told you we have plans. 748 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,938 Or do you want to get that Dinner of yours on the table? 749 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,573 Lorelai, please! 750 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,643 If I couldn't stay but rory Could, would you want her to? 751 00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,479 Of course I would, but Your father and I have plans. 752 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,049 So she can't stay Even if I'm gone. 753 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,616 No, she can't. 754 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:07,686 Emily, for heaven sakes, It's 7:10! Why aren't we eating? 755 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:10,356 Hi, dad, listen, Rory was gonna stay for dinner 756 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:11,990 If you guys Don't have plans. 757 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,825 Of course we don't have Any plans. 758 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:15,661 Oh, I'm thrilled Rory is staying. 759 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,263 You just livened up 760 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,531 A very boring night In the gilmore house. 761 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:22,268 Enjoy your dinner, and, mom, Get yourself an agent, 762 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,103 'cause you're wasting That talent of yours 763 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,704 On dinner theater. 764 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,273 Mom, wait! 765 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:36,348 Mom, wait! Where are you going? 766 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,051 I'm gonna drive in a circle Backwards really fast 767 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,487 To reverse the earth's orbit To go back in time 768 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,722 To before I made the Decision to come here. 769 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:46,192 You came here to pick me. What was I thinking? 770 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,826 You were thinking, "Wouldn't it be great 771 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,262 For my daughter not To have to walk back?" 772 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,697 A 30-mile hike never Hurt anyone. 773 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,732 I can't believe her. I can't believe you. 774 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,534 Why? You were leaving Me here? 775 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,004 So you could have dinner With them. I never said I wanted to. 776 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,872 You said that, Then you stormed out. 777 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,641 Okay, I'm sorry. I just... 778 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,311 I finally realized I can't Do this anymore. 779 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,346 I can't come back here anymore. I'm done! 780 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,548 I'm sorry. I never Should have asked you. 781 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,483 It's okay. It's good, actually. 782 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,120 Now I can stop feeling guilty For not talking to them. 783 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:17,889 Go back to the way things were. We share a nose, that's it. 784 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,891 So we're going? Yes, we're going. 785 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:23,362 I have to get my books. Please be here when I'm back. 786 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:35,674 Are you staying? No, I've gotta go, Grandma. 787 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,976 I guess we'll see you At graduation, then. 788 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,545 I guess you will. 789 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,614 I really don't know what to do With that mother of yours. 790 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,450 Everything has to be such A scene. 791 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,518 I think you're being Really stupid. 792 00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,725 ...Your arms up to the sky. 793 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,994 So, souplantation? 794 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:57,829 Hang on. I'm almost at the end. 795 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,533 Okay, Let the raving begin. 796 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,569 A room full of All-you-can-eat food -- 797 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:06,037 Soup, salad, pizza, pasta, Chicken wings, 798 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,806 Ice cream, Rainbow sprinkles -- 799 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,475 How did I not know about them? 800 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,310 I have no good answers For you. 801 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:13,212 We are going back With tupperware. 802 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,513 It's turning yellow. 803 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,248 Ah, shoot. Come on, gun it! 804 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,317 I can't. Mom, we have to get home. 805 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,919 I already have two tickets. I cannot get another. 806 00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:24,590 Oh, I can't believe You stopped! I can't believe you Wanted me to go. 807 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,692 There's no one around. Now no one's around. 808 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,627 But the second I run that light, 809 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:31,630 A police car, four helicopters, The canadian mounties, 810 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,333 And the crew of "Cops" jump out And I'm toast. 811 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,502 Paranoid. Just because you're paranoid 812 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,570 Doesn't mean they're not Out to get you. 813 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,872 Alright, I guess we wait. 814 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,874 [ sighs ] 815 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,281 Do you think luke will know We went to souplantation? 816 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,749 Not unless you tell him. 817 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,585 But maybe he'll be able to tell. There'll be a glow. 818 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,454 [ gasps ] An all-you-can-eat glow. 819 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:58,724 He'll see the glow, and he'll Never give us extra fries again. 820 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:07,699 Um, mom, why did luke Just bolt away from us? 821 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:10,436 [ chuckling ] Maybe he saw the glow. 822 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,704 Mom... 823 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,541 Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 824 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:18,244 I just thought with all the Stuff you were doing, 825 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,346 Maybe I should wait. 826 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:21,847 What's going on? 827 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,916 Jess is gone. 828 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,017 Gone where? 829 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,686 I don't know. 830 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,921 Luke knows, But he didn't tell me. 831 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,859 But he doesn't seem to Think he's coming back. 832 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,629 Neither do I. 833 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,968 Are you okay? 834 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,272 Yeah. 835 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:48,340 [ sighs ] Forget this. 836 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,714 [ motorcycle starts ] 837 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,855 [ indistinct conversations ] 838 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:15,634 Hey, when you say "I'm going to Check out a bookstore 839 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:17,536 On the boardwalk," You be more specific. 840 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,571 I've been wandering around For over an hour. 841 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,206 I've been to three Different bookstores. 842 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:23,275 I have been worried sick About you, okay?! 843 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,310 Sorry. Outside! 844 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,677 But -- Outside! 845 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,488 You in trouble? What? 846 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,024 When you left home, Were the cops after you? No. 847 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,060 'cause they shouldn't be Or they haven't Found the head yet? 848 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:43,595 What's up, jimmy? 849 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,365 You just showed up here, man, No call, no letter -- 850 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,434 Just like you showed up In stars hollow 851 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,769 With no letter, no call -- Were you in trouble? 852 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:53,505 We're talking about you. I'm not running From the cops. 853 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,941 Why are you here? Why'd you come To stars hollow? 854 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,809 Listen, mr. Double-talk, I need an answer. 855 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,278 So do I! You show up, You don't talk. 856 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:02,448 You just have coffee. Then you left. 857 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,883 Why'd you come if you didn't Even wanna talk? 858 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:05,951 I did! 859 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,353 You did? Of course. 860 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,388 You think a person travels Across the country 861 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,022 Just to listen to A bowie song? 862 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:12,991 Granted, a classic Off "Ziggy" but still... 863 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,594 What, you're telling me you Just chickened out? 864 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:16,795 Yeah. 865 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,432 Oh. 866 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:25,070 Well, I came to see you. Okay. 867 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:29,575 I thought maybe I could Crash here for a little while. 868 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,142 Uh-huh. 869 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:32,444 Just a little while. 870 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,680 I don't need my own room Or anything. 871 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,048 I could just sleep On the couch. 872 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,618 Or the extra mattress We keep in the closet. 873 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:41,653 Sure, that'll be fine, Too. 874 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,889 You know, sasha's always right. Drives me crazy. 875 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,991 No matter what the situation, She's always right. 876 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,627 I'd love to be right just Once in a while? 877 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:49,961 It wouldn't be for long. 878 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,831 You know she called the Super bowl five times? 879 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:55,066 You know what? Say no if you want. 880 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,102 Jess, man, come on, You can't stay here. 881 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,738 Why not? Why not? 'cause you can't! 'cause you can't! 882 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,973 Why not? Because you can't! 883 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,775 I want to ask "Why not," 884 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,011 But that doesn't seem to be Getting me anywhere. 885 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,680 Look at me, jess. I'm not a father. Never was. 886 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,749 I left you because I wasn't a father. 887 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,418 The minute the cigar Was finished, 888 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,152 I was like, "What are you doing? 889 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,187 How you gonna take care Of someone else?!" 890 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:19,224 That's not -- I can't take you in. I can't raise you. 891 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,926 Raise me?! I'm 18! I'm raised! 892 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,361 I can vote, be drafted. It's a little late 893 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,597 To throw me a teenage mutant Ninja turtle party. 894 00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,633 Thought you didn't come To bust my balls. 895 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,368 Put the bat down, man! I don't need a daddy! 896 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:32,137 I just need a place to crash. 897 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,906 Do you understand it's only In the last five years 898 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:37,175 I even started To put my life together? 899 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:38,610 You don't wanna be Around me. 900 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:41,179 I am a screw-up. That is my genetic code. 901 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:43,615 The apple doesn't fall Too far from the tree. 902 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,452 Don't say that. You're young. You can do anything you want. 903 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,286 A month. Just let me stay -- 904 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:51,289 Are you listening?! I have Nothing to offer you! Nothing! 905 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:54,092 You have nothing? I have nothing! 906 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,928 I have no place to go! Can't stay at luke's. 907 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,665 Can't stay in stars hollow. My mother's a whack job! 908 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,700 You don't want To take me off 909 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,235 This terrific path I'm headed down right now?! 910 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,004 I'm not graduating High school! 911 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,607 I don't know what I'll do with my life, 912 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:10,175 But I'd better find out soon 913 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,646 Or I'll be that guy on the Boardwalk selling the hemp hats! 914 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:20,586 I have one of those. 915 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,021 It's a good hat. 916 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,562 Well? 917 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,899 I have to talk it over With sasha. 918 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,367 Just... Tell her I'm a dog. 919 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,936 Great idea. 920 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,572 You could sit there and Lick yourself while she decides, 921 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,440 You know, help sell it. 922 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:46,077 Thank you, jimmy. 923 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,914 If she says it's okay, Then we'll see. Fine, we'll see. 924 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,949 It may not work out. I totally understand. 925 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:54,853 But I'll ask, and if she says It's okay, then we'll see. 926 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,023 We'll see. 927 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,230 Oh, my god. I'm so tired. 928 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,333 Here's a thought -- How about going to bed? I have to study. 929 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:11,603 Or make a pot of coffee And once again get no sleep. 930 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,572 Just as good. 931 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,273 What's this? That's just -- 932 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:18,610 Yale needed my social security Number for something. 933 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:23,314 Look who became a soche. 934 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:26,718 What? You have a lot of signatures In here, little girl. 935 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,221 Everybody signs everybody's Yearbook. It's polite. 936 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:33,491 "Rory, have a great summer. B.F.F., amber." 937 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:35,326 Hey, amber b.F.F.Ed you! 938 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,328 Yeah, I feel truly blessed. 939 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,898 "Hey, arory borealis." 940 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,733 Okay, can't talk to this One again. 941 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,769 "You've been my inspiration, My rock, my light. 942 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,237 I loved you In 'south pacific.'" 943 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,273 When did you do "South pacific"? What? 944 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,209 Some dipstick named shauna Thinks you were In "South pacific." 945 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,378 Shauna tends to get people Mixed up. 946 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:55,547 Oh, okay. 947 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,957 Hey, You know what's weird? 948 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:09,427 A lot of the kids in here are Calling you a valedictorian. 949 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:12,263 Is that anything like a dirty Skank, 'cause if it is, 950 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:15,100 I'll kick their plaid butts Up and down the sidewalk. 951 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,637 Were you named Valedictorian? 952 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,271 Yes, and you know what That means? 953 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:22,307 One more stupid speech I have to write 954 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,410 That I have no time to write. Nevertheless, I have to. 955 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,345 Hey, listen... 956 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:30,215 My little holly hunter In "Broadcast news," 957 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:34,185 I am gonna let you freak out And study like a madwoman 958 00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,254 And stress yourself out Until finals, 959 00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:40,158 But once they're over, we are Gonna celebrate big time, 960 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,893 'cause this is amazing. 961 00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,162 Yeah. 962 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,997 It is. 963 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:52,237 Okay, Now go make mommy nervous.